HAAAAIIIIKKKUUUSSSS!
I would write about nature or love or something substantial like the meaning of life, but instead I think I'll devote my entry to mindless jargon:
I Am a Success
went out Saturday
yuked seven times on Sunday
bars make me thinner

Why I'm Still Awake
Insomnia sucks
like brand spanking new vacuums
where's the off button?
A Three Line Trajedy
Where is my baby?!
The thin girl there kidnapped him!
Blame the recession
...that is a mighty fine excuse, even for stealing babies
That's all for tonight I think...
Goodnight. Guten Nacht. Bon nuit.
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