Thursday, March 5, 2009

Haiku Fuck-u

Looks like it's that time again:

HAAAAIIIIKKKUUUSSSS!

I would write about nature or love or something substantial like the meaning of life, but instead I think I'll devote my entry to mindless jargon:

I Am a Success
went out Saturday
yuked seven times on Sunday
bars make me thinner



Why I'm Still Awake
Insomnia sucks
like brand spanking new vacuums
where's the off button?

A Three Line Trajedy
Where is my baby?!
The thin girl there kidnapped him!
Blame the recession

...that is a mighty fine excuse, even for stealing babies

That's all for tonight I think...

Goodnight. Guten Nacht. Bon nuit.

No comments: