I think I figured out a new (well, sorta new) way to burn calories without actually exercising. I cleaned and vacuumed my room today and it took so much out of me that I felt like I needed a break once I was done. And, later I got a wax and I got so worked up during it, you know, in anticipation of the pain, that I think I sweat at least 100 calories...is there sweat in calories?
Speaking of calories, the other night I came home really late and was starving and craving a burger. My brother refused to take me to any McDonald's or Burger King (not that i would go, I'm trying to make it look like I diet) so we ended up going to this restaurant/diner called Steer Inn. Well, if the fact that it was deserted and outdated be 30 odd years didn't put me off, the farting patron(s) should have, so should the dirty looking angry old man making my burger. I'm not sure why I even went ahead and ate it, especially after my brother said the meal smelled funny and opened all the windows in the car on the way home (in -5 degree weather). So anyways, after finishing the un-fresh custy burger I started freaking out, thinking that i was going to get food poisoning and die. To my luck, we had no anti food poisoning pills in the medicine cabinet and so I did the next best thing I could think of; I took a couple Tums and drank about 1.5 litres of green tea.
I think it's safe to say I killed those nasty bacterias that may (or many not) have been lurking in that slimy non-yummy burger. Long live Harmony Hill, they cried the next day.
Haaaaaiiiikkkuuusssss!!!
being on a diet
is just as adventurous
as burger poison
I've grown a love for
head-to-toe baggy sweatpants
sweating away cals'
Ah, the sweet succulent feeling of knowing you've written something artistic...I wonder if serious haiku artists would frown upon my poetry.
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